The Chronicles of Brownbeard

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Act i: Hunger on the High Seas 03:15
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For three days we treaded out on the high seas When before us we saw a plank of wood floating We needed some grub so says I to Ralphy Show me your backside and I will be dining on that booty tonight I be swabbin' the poop deck Twasn't after till I found Oh how my beard turned to brown For four days we floated out on the high seas When before us we spotted an island with trees We found there on its shores a cache of shillings Yo ho ho ho me matey we will be dining on these booties tonight We be swabbin' the poop decks Twasn't after till we found Oh how our beards turned to brown
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Act ii: Brownbeard's Revenge 02:50
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Seven years I did my time; waited on that island Now a ship approaches; it's my turn to rise I bought the crew off with the gold that I found on those shores And of the captain, nothing remained, save for his corpse A plot for revenge always in the front of my mind I must consume his brown eye (All in favor shout AYE) I set sail on the seven seas braving unknown dangers for untold weeks All for one old captain who once threw me overboard his ship for thievery Little did he know that I had never forgotten That I had survived the waves by planning my revenge I see his ship up ahead; his end is nigh I will be dining on that booty tonight Tonight, tonight, oh we will be Dining on that booty And after Brownbeard gets his fill We'll blow you down to sea
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Act iii: To the End of the Oceans 05:26
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Tonight, tonight, oh we will be dining on that booty And after Brownbeard gets his fill, we'll blow you down to sea... So whatever became of Captain Brownbeard and his crew, ye ask? Far be it from me to deny ye a tale, especially one so- SQUAWK! FUCK YOU RALPHY! Er, you'll have to excuse me. Ralphy! For the last time, be gentle with me Pecker, or I'll blow (The back of ye heart from here to the end of the seas meself) Seven years he waited but I waited three times more To live the life of a seaman and get off this damn shore! I stowed away in the cargo bay and never did look back From the day that I left the world behind to join the pirate who eats ass! Ich heisse Gunther Goldenrump, I've shaken off my past And tossed it off ze back end, ausser mein golden pants I love ze grind of blasting Brownbeard's long nine at the broadside of enemies (They'll never see) the end of sein ladestock Let's hand it off to Ralphy now The first mate in command He's had a taste of brown himself, He was there when this whole thing began! He may be fat! He may be dumb! He's rough with Brownbeard's bird But ol' Cornelius loves that man, They love each other so we've heard! SQUACK What in the name of Davy Jones is going on in here! Captain! Nothing! I mean- well- we was just- Get yer scurvy-ridden hide away from me voice box before I string yer guts from the crow's nest! Aye, aye, sir! And pick up that guitar, Smooch 'Em! I'll sing ye a real chanty! We drink to the oust the fire that is burning through our heads A pirate's life for me; I'll sail the waves with a drink in hand! For 40 years around I sailed the deep blue chasing brown I've been through every port and town I turned the whole world upside down and I- I've done pretty much everything I set out to do I'm not saying this life has lost a certain appeal Watching my enemies kneel But after every meal I know I can't keep this up without a fountain of youth We drink to the oust the fire that is burning through our heads A pirate's life for me; I'll sail the waves with a drink in hand! So I'll raise my glass to all the times we had So I'll raise my glass in memory of what we had

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The Chronicles of Brownbeard follows Captain Cornelius "Brownbeard" Codswallop and his crew on treacherous adventures through the seven seas over a span of at least 47 years. Join Brownbeard, Ralphy Long Donguss, Smooch 'Em Fluke, Gunther Goldenrump, and of course Brownbeard's faithful parrot Pecker on a journey of bonding, love, life, death, and eating ass.

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released February 14, 2020

Vocals: Frank Johnson, Michael Fluker, Alexander Ferguson, and Nicholas Espinosa
Group Vocals: Frank Johnson, Michael Fluker, Alexander Ferguson, Evan Munger, and Tara Lawson
Pecker Parrot Voice: Evan Munger
Guitars and Bass: Michael Fluker
Drums and auxiliary programming by Frank Johnson and Michael Fluker
Music and lyrics written by Frank Johnson, Michael Fluker, and Evan Munger
Recorded and Mixed by Michael Fluker at Electric Rake Studios
Mastered by Jamie King at Jamie King Audio

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